2 scientists discovered how to create life,the world is all aflutter! Senior scientist tells jr. scientist he needs to tell God we don't need him anymore. Bing! Hey guys,heard some great news about your creating life! Would you create some for me? Senior scientist says sure and the 2 begin to gather up a pile of dirt. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! says God. Get your own dirt!
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It was a-salt…….
It's now under a rest
His call sign is "air friar"
They go "Rivet, rivet, rivet."
Yo mama so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday!
Yo mama so so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said “professional not allowed”
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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